- What are you doing here? - Don't worry.
- Stay out of this. - We were having a meeting.
- A meeting? You're business partners? - Don't listen to her.
He tell you what happened to his last partner? Make sure he pays you.
- Richard? Richard. Don't come back. - Yeah, oh, we'll be back.
- I will call the police. - And say what?
Richard, go.
So just talk to my wife about the bill. She'll know what to do. Okay?
Hey, listen. I need a favor, man.
Can you take me somewhere?
Come on.
- How are your legs? - The same.
Tomorrow I will bring you your money.
It should be big. Then we can buy you the piano.
One that has a nice sound.
With these hands of mine, how can I play?
Even less if you keep drinking.
Are you working?
Be careful.
It's okay. What could happen to me?
Just be careful.
Okay, I'm going.
- Your old man sick or something? - Diabetic.
- Insulin, the whole deal? - Yeah.
I'm not big on sick people.
- He's diabetic. What...? - I know. I'm just saying, they freak me out.
What did your sister mean?
- About what? - You know, about your partners.
What does she know? She's not even in the game, uptight bitch.
And what is this lawsuit thing?
- I don't know what you're talking about. - You don't know?
This thing with her and your brother. I was there, I heard it.
My mother died without a will, and my sister thinks I shouldn't get anything.
So she hired a lawyer, so then I hired a lawyer, and my lawyer's better. Okay?
- Why did you stop working with Ochoa? - None of your business.
Today I'm your partner, so it is my business.
You could say I unilaterally readjusted the dividends.
- So you fucked your partner? - "You fucked your partner." Were you there?
Listen, Ochoa's an idiot, okay? He's talented, but he's an idiot.
If it was so bad, why would he call me again?
Listen, I'm not gonna fuck you on this thing.
- Oh, really? - Okay?
And how do I know that?
Because it would be wrong.
Focus.
Okay?
No, because I'm not happy about my offer being shopped.
Because they've seen our books. Give them one hour.
I don't care if we lose it. I'm not prepared to go any higher.
And you can tell them that from me. Yeah, well, I want you to tell them in person.
But I want you to do it now.
Show me.
- Check it. - Mr. Hannigan.
Without a full battery of lab tests, including a spectrographic analysis...
I don't have time for this. You're the expert.
Check it over and tell me if it's genuine.
Smile when I...
The portrait is lifelike and stands out distinctly.
The hairlines and the points on the seals are sharp and even...
...with very well-defined outlines.
The background density is accurate and very well-blended.
My opinion, subject to further testing, is this article is genuine.
Good.
Good, good. Okay. Pay the man.
Thank you.
So how much?
I don't know what you guys do for a living, and I don't care...
...but one thing is certain, you know fuck-all about currency.
This thing dropped down on you, so whatever you get tonight is found money.
Am I wrong?
No, you're not wrong.
We don't know anything about currency.
But we know this is the most valuable piece of paper ever printed...
...by the U.S. Treasury Department.
You know, that is, according to our partner at the U.S. Treasury Department.
I'll give you 400,000 for it.
What?
What are you doing?
Brian. Brian, sit down.
No. What are you talking about? Sit down.
Brian, you're making everybody nervous. Sit down.
- Brian. - What is he saying?
He wants 750.
Fine.
Come back at 9:00, and I'll give you the money.
- We got $ 750,000. - Not yet, we don't.
- Twenty percent. - Minus expenses.
Bullshit. This is not real. You're gonna fuck me.
This is not real?
- Give me that. - No.
Come here, come here. Give me this. Listen, you shouldn't come tonight.
- I'll do it. You're gonna screw it up. - I'm not letting you go by yourself.
Do you think I trust you?
How did it go?
What?
Did he buy it?
- What is it with this guy? - I don't know.
- What are you talking about? - My cut.
What do you think you're doing? Are you a fucking clown or something?
Either I get my cut or I tell him it's a fake. You and I both know it's a fake.
- How much? - Well, 15 percent.
- Fuck you. - I'll go and tell him it's a fake.
- Then you get nothing. - Ten percent.
- Two. - Seven and a half.
- Five. All right? - Yes.
Give me a phone number where I can get in touch with you.
How do I know you'll call?
You want a receipt? This is how it's done.
- I'm not a thief. - Yeah, of course not. Sorry.
Here's my card.
I'm at this number in the mornings.
- What time? - Eight to 11, except Wednesdays.
Fine. Goodbye.
Un-fucking-believable.
- Everybody. - How much?
- Five. - Five?
You're handing out too many shares.
Where are we going?
- Back to my office. - No, I don't wanna go back there.
What's wrong with it?
I don't know. By the time we get there we'll have to be back.
- I'll meet you here. - Where are you going?
- I don't know. I feel like walking. - Yeah, all right.
You ever been to prison?
Yeah. Juvie.
First time they got me, I was part of a crew working a merchandise thing. Electronics.
You rent out a space...
...spend a couple months building relationships with suppliers.
You give them enough real money to get your credit limit raised...
...and your net extended to 90 days, right?
Once you got a couple companies, you place these huge orders...
...max out your credit, and when the stuff shows up, sell it for cash and split.
It's a pretty good one too.
The suppliers never see your face...
...and it's three months before they realize what happened.
But this guy we had driving the stuff for us, Lance...
...gets pulled over for driving stoned.
The cops check the back of the truck, so he gives everybody up.
- Motherfucker. - The second time was an insurance thing.
I learned my lesson there.
Insurance companies don't mess around.
The good hands at Allstate will choke you till your fucking eyes pop out.
But, you know, I didn't get messed with too much inside.
Got real sick once, had an operation.
Prison hospital.
Never been so scared in my whole life.
I mean, think about it.
You're a doctor, you go to medical school so you can end up in a prison hospital?
- You have a girl? - No.
I can't be without a woman.
Motherfucker!
Stop him!
Stop him! Stop that guy!
Get out of the way!
Go, go!
Check the briefcase!
Is it there?
No!
Fuck!
The idea was to wait a few years and then let this one surface.
I mean, I don't know, maybe in Europe.
How much?
Aren't you getting a little ahead of yourself, Richard?
- What do you mean? - You owe me for the other one.
What's his offer?
- Six... - Seven-fifty.
Seven-fifty?
All right, I'll give you 20 percent.
Ten for this one and 10 for the other one.
Well, that's...
That's fair.
- So make it 30 for the stress. - Go fuck yourself.
In cash.
Upfront.
Come back when you have it.
I don't have that much upfront.
You don't have a choice, Richard.
This morning...
...I didn't have a choice.
- We're fucked, man. - No.
Fucked is handcuffed on the pavement.
We're three hours from three-quarters of a million dollars. We're far from fucked.
- But we have no money. - I have some money.
- Oh, really? You have 225 grand? - No, less.
I was gonna sit on it till after the lawsuit.
Oh, your sister, right? The estate thing. Another person fucked over.
- She didn't see the angle. - Otherwise she would've done it?
Yeah, absolutely.
You don't know her. She's fucking unhinged.
You're following her down a hallway, staring at her ass...
...instead of watching her, listening to her voice, boom, you're done.
And where's that money?
Thing is, we're still short.
I could get something from my lawyer, plus, you know, my secret stash...
...plus your 38, that's still only 207 grand.
- What? - Two hundred and seven.
- No, I'm not giving you that money, man. - What? You'll have 150 grand.
No way. I'm not giving you my dad's money. I can't!
- Wait. - Get out.
- Get the fuck out. - Why?
I'll get the rest myself. The day's over.
Go find another partner.
I'm not kidding. Get the fuck out of my car!
Take it easy, man.
You think I planned this whole thing so I could take your lousy 38 grand?!
If you're so worried, why didn't you catch the kid with the briefcase?!
Christ, have you learned anything today?!
- Okay, calm down! - Jesus!
It's the money for my dad, okay?
What if something goes wrong? You said they might kill him!
Whoa, what "if"? There's no "if." This is happening. We're doing it.
We're doing this! Fuck!
You're trying to save your daddy? I'm trying to save my own ass!
Who do you think is calling me all day? I got everything I have on the line.
Everything!
Look, this is happening, okay? We're doing this. You gotta believe it.
Now, we're gonna make the sale, and we're gonna get the cash. That's all.
Carlos.
- Hey, man. This is carlos. - Hello.
There's the car.
Give me the keys.
The keys?
Thanks.
I like a Lexus better. It's worth more.
What did he say?
Something about a Lexus? This is a $60,000 car.
Tomorrow you can sell it for a higher price.
And why don't you sell it?
I need the money today.
Do me a favor.
What, you don't trust me?
Concierge. This is Valerie speaking. May I help you?
No, Richard. It's too late for that.
By the lounge.
I'll give you five minutes, and then I'm calling security.
I'm sorry it got as far as it did.
I think the best thing for all of us to do is to drop it.
I don't like Michael seeing me this way, and I think it's for the best.
Just accept it, Valerie.
How'd it go?
What?
- You dropped the lawsuit? - Yeah.
That ought to keep her off my back for a while.
So have you got something going on with the concierge?
She's my sister.
Really?
Does she know I'm about to make you a very rich man?
Well, she knows we're working on a deal.
Now, with regards to the deal, I really think you should put in something a little extra.
Like a signing bonus.
- What are you talking about? - Valerie.
I want to fuck her. I've wanted her since I got here...
...but I couldn't have her, but now I can. Because of you.
You're kidding me, right?
You get Valerie to bring the Monroe, and you and I still have a deal.
But it has to be her.
Because I'll accept no one else.
What happened?
She won't do it.
I'm dropping the lawsuit. What more do you want?
Just do this, okay, Val?
This is huge for me. This is the biggest thing I've ever gotten close to.
Please. All you gotta do is bring him the briefcase and, you know...
Whatever happens after that is up to you.
I'm trying to do something here. I'm trying to meet you halfway.
But if you want me to drag you through court for 10 years...
...and for Michael to be a bellhop for the rest of his life...
...well, then, just say no. Just walk away.
Meet me in the ballroom in five minutes.
- Richard! - Hey.
Michael...
...I think Richard has something that he needs to say to you.
- What's he doing here? - I want you to tell him the truth.
I think he has a right to know.
To know what?
- How you doing, buddy? - I'm good.
- Good. - Richard.
Tell him about the lawsuit.
- What are you talking about, Valerie? - I'm talking about the truth, Richard.
- I'm talking about the fucking truth. - He knows the truth, okay?
- My lawyer screwed some things up... - Richard...
...if you want me to fuck William Hannigan...
...I want you to tell him the truth.
- What's going on? - Richard, tell him the truth...
...and I will go with Hannigan.
Tell him.
That's my price.
Mike...
...I had my lawyer block the estate and submit me as the only heir...
...so I'd get all the money.
I bribed the judge.
And...
...the lawyers and...
...the taxes?
Why?
It's a lot of money, Mike.
And this thing about Hannigan?
Mike...
...she's a big girl. She knows what she's doing. Just stay out of it.
What the fuck are you trying to do? Huh?
Are you happy now? Is that what you wanted?
- Fuck you. - No, Mike, Mike...
- Michael! Michael! - Hey, Mike!
- Hey, easy, man. - Michael!
Make sure the money's all there.
Count it.
All right.
So just don't let the briefcase out of your sight.
I want 15.
- What? - I want 15.
Thousand?
No.
Listen. The price was my confessing to Michael. That was the price.
Now it's that...
...plus 15 percent.
Val, I can't.
That would put me at 70 percent out, I'd barely be making any money.
Make up your mind. Fifteen percent...
...or I walk.
All right, split with me, 7.5 percent.
- What? - Come on.
I put up my savings, my car, you go halves with me.
- I'm sorry, it's your sister. - No.
I pulled you out of that casino. I let you in.
I let you in. You would have been busted at the fucking casino if it wasn't for me.
He's doing it.
It's okay.
Listen, don't fall for my sister.
I told you, you don't know her.
We're lucky it was only 15 percent.
Hey. You got any credit cards that work?
What are you doing?
- Where is she? Did she come down yet? - Nope.
- Why didn't you wake me? - It's the only time I've seen you happy.
Shit.
- Mr. Hannigan. - Now, that's the important one.
- Mr. Hannigan. - Oh, you came to say goodbye.
- Make sure the Italians... - No. Do you have the money?
I gave it to your sister.
And I'll tell you, I've had some fucks, but she is up there.
- Make sure the Germans are... - Hold on. You can't leave.
- She hasn't come down yet. - What?
We had a deal, okay? She hasn't come down yet.
Just give me five minutes to make sure it's okay. You can't leave yet.
You're a rich man. You got what you wanted.
Be happy.
It better all be there!
- Here you go. - A check?
You accepted a fucking check?
Did you look at it, Richard?
It's certified by the bank. It's the same as cash.
I know what it is. He didn't have time to do it.
- We set the price yesterday afternoon. - He had checks for different amounts.
He had one for 750, one for 900, one for $ 1.2 million, so...
...got off cheap. - How do you know?
The hotel has an executive assistant service.
- We did it for him. - Same as cash.
All right.
We have 45 minutes before the bank opens.
- Okay. - I gotta make a call.
It's over.
It'll never be over.
No, I mean, this business.
Yeah, so do I.
How's Michael?
He'll be okay.
I'm sorry, man.
For what?
You know, I thought you were trying to fuck me.
If I were trying to fuck you, you'd be fucked.
Listen...
...l've been thinking about it.
I'm sorry about what my sister pulled last night.
I'm gonna bring you back up to 20 percent.
What? I can't make a gesture? You did a good job yesterday.
- It's a surprise. - Yeah, well, it's still minus expenses.
Thanks.
- They'll be out front. - Thank you.
Come here. Come here. I want to talk to you. Come here.
Listen, Val, I'm...
Thank you.
The Jew's gonna have an aneurysm when he finds out about this.
And a new partner on top of it? He's gonna be pissed.
You know what?
We should just call this a one-time-only thing, you know? Just split the cash.
What are you talking about?
I don't wanna keep doing this.
I wanna use this money to get myself going.
You'll spend it. Six months, you'll be where you started.
Maybe, yeah, but it's my choice.
Fine. Fuck it. Unbelievable.
- Hey, wait... - Gene, no.
- Get over there! - Let me explain, will you? Come on!
I need to go see Teddy, then I'm coming to you.
I want my money now, fucker!
Gene, just relax.
What the fuck is this, huh?
You wanna get killed over a fucking check?
- What did you do with the money? - I hid it...
- I didn't want to risk being robbed again. - Give it to me.
No.
No, if you kill me, there's no money.
- Then I kill him. - Gene, please.
Okay, go ahead.
- I'll kill him, I will. - Man, shit happens.
Brian! He's a fucking junkie! Just give him the money!
- No. - No?!
- No. - Why?
You said "fucking check."
- What? - You said "check" instead of "cash."
- I didn't say check. - Yes, you fucking did!
I didn't say check.
Yes, you did. You said check.
- Goddamn it! - Caught me on short notice!
- I didn't have time to prepare. - Get the fuck out of here, you sack of shit.
- But I needed 50 for the gun. - Fuck your 50! Get out of here!
Now you see why I need you? Huh?
Fucking incompetent.
What?
What? Oh, you're hurt?
What's with the raped-virgin look, huh?
You know what I do. I had to try. What do you expect?
- Yeah, something. - Yeah, well, come on.
- The bank's open. Give me the check. - No way. I carry the check.
You give me that check. This is my deal. I'll carry it.
- So just find somewhere to wait. - Why?
Because I look like a businessman and you look like a fucking cholo, okay?
Just blend in. I'll find you.
Excuse me, I wonder if you could help me. I have a check I need to cash.
It's from the bank here.
Can you wait here just a moment?
A sum this large I have to clear with the manager.
- Sure. - Just a formality.
Absolutely. I meant to call before I came over...
...but my office had me all tied up. - No problem.
- Excuse me, Mr. Gaddis? - Yes.
- I'm Joel Strumpel, the manager. - How do you do?
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.
Would you mind stepping into my office for a moment?
- Is there a problem? - It's just a formality.
Sir?
Relax, sir.
Calm down, sir. Just calm down.
- Get the fuck off me! - Relax!
Get him to his knees.
Stand straight up, sir. Stand straight up.
Do you have any weapons?
All right, let's take him back to the bank.
We're bringing him in.
Show your cards.
- Hey, did everything go okay? - Yeah. Just fine.
Good.
Should be careful with that, guys. Might be worth something.
Not a fucking chance.
Come on, how did we do? Did it go okay?
Yeah, we did okay.
- You were scared. - I was not.
Stop being so coy. Give us details. We want details.
Okay. Did he run? Tell me if he tried to run.
He tried to run.
I told you he'd try to run. I just wish I would have been there.
Hey, I thought you said you were gonna quit smoking.
- Your dad says so. - You're smoking. You're hot.
- I'm alive! I'm alive! - You! Yes, you are.
Oh, thanks. Thank you.
Don't quit your day job.
You okay?
Now I am.
The estate is being transferred to me and Michael this morning.
Thank you.
I have something for you.
- You do? - Yeah.
It's very special.
It belonged to my grandmother and her mother before her.
That is beautiful.
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